EFP (Eavesdrop on Foster Parents): Overheard on the Foster Parent Support Board
“Wow, I love your mini van.”
“Get your sword & hit him back.”
“Bend over. Let me sniff your butt.”
Every parent (and mommy blog) talks about the things we say as parents that we never thought we would – but that now make perfect sense.
But the world of foster parenting introduces a whole new dimension of ridiculous. I’ve decided to start compiling the gems I hear/read in foster parent groups, court hearings, team meetings, etc.
If birth mom shows up for a meth hair test with freshly bleached hair – will that affect the results? What if she is clean-shaven *everywhere* else?
I know you’ve got some doozies to share. Give ’em to me in the comments!