A Letter to Squish’s 1st Mom
We have limited contact with Squirm and Lil Bit’s first mom, since Lil Bit’s case is ongoing (I promise an update soon!). In fact, we’ll see her in court tomorrow and give her a little Mothers’ Day gift of Lil Bit’s framed footprints.
But I’ve never had any contact with Squish’s 1st mom, other than the day she surrendered him and said good-bye to a baby who really didn’t know her, all without being allowed to touch him.
I really want to send her a letter. She’s still a guest of the state and I have her address. I don’t know what I’m going to say yet, but I’m pretty sure that I’m probably definitely going to write to her….
Hint: It has recently come to my attention that not all of my readers can easily tell when I’m being sarcastic. That is truly unfortunate, so finding a solution was imperative. ^Obviously, the easiest answer is to assume that if something can be read with sarcasm, it should be;^; but that’s not really workable, I guess. After reviewing several options for a “sarcasm font”, I’ve come up up with my own system. Whenever you see italics inside carrots (^snark^), that is my “sarcasm font”.